Here's a collection of quotes I like. If I don't know from where the quote came from. I'll put an Anonymous beside it. E-mail me for any corrections or quotes you like to see. Many thanks to my good friend Joran for bein so smart and gettin many of these cool quotes :) BTW, new quotes will be at the top. Quotes uploaded in the last week will be separated from older ones by a line




You see things as they are and ask, 'Why?' I dream things as they never were and ask, 'Why not?'" -- George Bernard Shaw


Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." -- Albert Einstein


A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... They must be Gods!
A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... I must be a God! --Anonymous


"The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything." --Oscar Wilde


"Everything has to be taken on trust; truth is only that which is taken to be true. It’s the currency of living. There may be nothing behind it, but it doesn’t make any difference so long as it is honoured. One acts on assumptions. What do you assume?" -- Tom Stoppard, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead


"Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers. This is a cruel libel, even if it is reiterated thoughtlessly by the Americans themselves." --Albert Einstein


"The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance -- it is the illusion of knowledge." --Daniel J Boorstin


"If "con" is the opposite of "pro", then is "con"gress the opposite of "pro"gress?" --Anonymous


"Immature poets imitate; mature poets steal." --T.S. Eliot


"You can't keep a man down without staying down with him" --Anonymous


"If A equals success, then the formula is A=X+Y+Z, where X is "work," Y is "play," and Z is 'keep your mouth shut.'" -–Albert Einstein